About HDMI3

Founded in early 2021 by corporate visionaries Matt A., Dane C., and Henry B., HDMI³ began as a simple dream: to turn cardboard chaos into corporate cashflow. Since then, we’ve grown into the world's *leading* provider of services nobody asked for — but everyone ends up needing.

Our flagship service? The legendary, almost offensively expensive "Premium Box Insurance™" — custom-built to protect your cardboard rectangles like they were Fort Knox. Whether it's a TV box or a mystery Amazon return, we treat every box like royalty.

But we didn’t stop at corrugated security. HDMI³ now offers a complete suite of unnecessarily essential services, including:

Advanced Armed Security: Featuring our elite squad of guards equipped with water pistols and SuperSoaker ARs. Zero casualties, infinite intimidation.
Home Financing: Innovative solutions that help you afford the box of your dreams — literally. Choose from floor-level studio cardboard to luxury two-flap duplexes.
Debt Management & Client Support: We track your debt, notify you when it spikes, and then emotionally support you through it. We won't pay it off, but we will listen.

At HDMI³, we don’t just offer services — we offer *experiences*, *confusion*, and *the occasional life lesson*. Whether you're drowning in debt or just want to insure your shoebox, we're here. Bold. Questionable. Unstoppable.

Our Leadership Team

Matt A.

Co-Founder & CEO

Conceived the idea of adding the "3" exponent to HDMI (due to trademark constraints) and oversees all major contracts.

Dane C.

Co-Founder & COO

The brains of the operation, responsible for all strategic decisions regarding company security and safety.

Henry B.

Co-Founder & CFO

Handles financials expertly and supports company growth through precise fiscal management.

Client Testimonials

"When my premium cardboard box fell off the shelf, I knew HDMI³ had me covered. Within 24 hours, an agent arrived, assessed the dent, and offered emotional support."

— Jordan M., Box Collector & Part-Time Visionary

"The water pistol security guard deterred three raccoons from entering my garage. I sleep better knowing HDMI³ is watching. Mostly with binoculars, but still."

— Alicia W., Proud Homeowner & Amateur Cryptographer

"I owed money to several questionable parties. HDMI³ didn’t just manage my debt — they befriended it. Now we all play Uno every Thursday."

— Marcus T., Independent Business Owner & Former Fugitive (briefly)

Curious about everything we offer?

From high-stakes cardboard protection to tactical water pistol patrols, we do a lot more than you'd expect. Explore the full range of services that make HDMI³ a household name in homes that are, technically, cardboard.

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