HDMI³

Where chaos meets commitment.

Mostly chaos.

HDMI³ by the Numbers

🔫 0 Armed Water Pistol Deployments
🏠 0 Cardboard Homes Financed
📉 0 Lawsuit (Settled with Tape)

Did You Know?

📦 Once you join us, you’re *boxed in* for life—no returns, no exchanges.
🦸‍♂️ Our “Elite” Team: Part cardboard, part superhero — 100% ready to guard your box kingdom.
🔒 Security so tight, even duct tape envies us.
🏆 We’ve financed more cardboard castles than any other “mortgage” lender out there.
🛡️ Officially endorsed by the League of Cardboard Warriors. (Membership pending.)

Trusted By

🏆 National Cardboard Safety Council
📜 Certified by the Department of Duct Tape
🕵️‍♂️ Backed by the League of Vigilante Box Watchers
🛡️ Official Seal of Boxcellence™
💼 Endorsed by the Association of Unnecessary Certifications

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